THE RESERVATION ALGORITHM

/*BEGIN FUNCTION*/
function reservation_percentage=Reservation(Caste, original_reservation_percentage, marks, CGPA,annual family income)

print(“original meaning of CGPA”)
print(“Cumulative Grade Point Average”)
print(“Redifining CGPA…….”)
CGPA=”Caste Group Promotion Average”

/*BEGIN FC CASE*/
if (caste= FC)

if(marks>99)
print(“So what. You don’t deserve to study, get lost!!!!)
endif

if(marks<99)
print(“get lost anyway!!!)
endif

endif /*END FC CASE*/

if(caste=OBC) /*begin OBC case*/

if(annual family income(actual)< per capita income)
print(“Impossible, you are the prime landowners in India”)
print(‘good, you have adjusted it yourself”)
endif

if(annual family income(actual)>per capita income)
print(“Nevermind, we will adjust anyway”)
adjustment_to_income=any factor that will ensure that income falls below per capita;
annual family income(official)=adjustment_to_income*annual family income(actual)
print(“Now you can call yourself backward”)
endif

if(marks>90)
print(“How did you manage to get the question paper, let me know too!)
endif

if(marks<90)&&(marks>80)
print(“Brilliant ! We will sponsor your studies abroad”)
endif

if(marks<80)
print(“The Forward caste have unfair advantage, so we will compensate!!) compensation_for_unfair advantage=10;
marks = marks+compensation_for_unfair_advantage;
percentage_reservation=original reservation percentage+10;

if reservation percentage>100
print(“No problem, we will increase seats for you, who says 100% is the limit”)
endif

endif
/*Initial Adjustments completed*/
/*Begin Final Adjustment*/
/* Call function recursively*/
original_reservation_percentage=Reservation(caste,original reservation percentage,marks, cgpa, annual family income)
endif
/*end OBC case*/

if (caste= =SC/ST)
/* Begin SC/ST case*/
if(annual family income > per capita income)
print(“you must be powerful sc/st leader’s son/daughter and the key to their vote bank”)
actual reservation adjustment = same as OBC;
endif

if(annual family income< per capita income)
promise= “We will ensure you get full justice”
actual meaning = “If you start getting educated, who will do the dirty jobs for us”

if( time for election<2 months)
print to screen(promise)
print to memory(actual meaning)
end if

if(election is over)
/*Begin Blame routine*/
print(“The Forward castes have sabotaged the reservation scheme”)
print(“Finish Them Off”)
endif

endif
/*END SC/ST Case*/
end if

/*END FUNCTION*/

NOTE :- THIS FUNCTION WILL ONLY WORK ON PROGRAMS THAT ARE COMPILED IN
OBC++ COMPILER, AND CAN BE EXECUTED IN ONLY WINDOSE RE PLATFORM.

AS OF TODAY GOVERNMENT STATUTES REQUIRE THAT ALL SYSTEMS WILL COMPUSORILY RUN ON WINDOSE RE. ANY ONE FOUND TO BE IN POSSESION OF ANY OTHER OPERATING SYSTEM WILL BE PROSECUTED.

WINDOSE RE is WIDE INDIAN NETWORK OF DIRECTIONLESS OPERATING SYSTEM ENTITIES, RESERVATION EDITION

FUTURE EDITION I.E WINDDDOSE RE (WIDE INDIAN NETWORK OF DIRECTIONLESS DIVISIVE DICHOTOMOUS OPERATING SYSTEM ENTITIES, RESERVATION EDITION) IS BEING DEVELOPED